So I’ve noticed a disturbing trend in my life. In fact, it’s been going on ever since I hit puberty.
Girls I have no interest in fall absolutely in love with me. They call me numerous times, knit things, and make me cookies. I’m an unwitting Cassanova. I’m not trying to break hearts, but it always ends up that way. In fact, I take pains to avoid it, but it always seems to occur. I’m not trying to brag. That’s just how it is.
On the other hand, if I like a girl, things are much different. She will, without exception, absolutely despise me. I’m not exaggerating. She will avoid me like the plague. She won’t return my text messages. She’s always too busy to hang out with me. Nothing works. Zilch.
Hence my single state.
(My apologies to any women reading this who might have been in either of these two categories.)
What’s up with that? Do I just love girls who hate me? Is that even what attracts me to them? Or is there some other problem? Am I the only one? Am I a freak of nature, or does anyone else share this same experience?
